Dear Sir

Dear sir

I would like to take this opportunity

To thank you for the wonderful

Lack of bullshit you have put

Me through

You haven't lied

You haven't cheated

You haven't gone back to an ex

Behind my back

You haven't denied my existence

You haven't forgotten to love me back

You haven't taken for granted that I'll be on the shelf where you put me right before you left

Instead

You smile at me over coffee mugs

You make silly faces when I'm trying to do work

You snore a little when you sleep

You always wash my back

You remember that I have short legs and can't always keep up

You grin when I'm being about as bold and bad as a bow-legged chihuahua 

You think I'm an Amazon

You think I'm amazing

You love to see what your love does for me

Every day.

You didn't know I'd be this much fun

Or this much everything

Or everything.

But I am.

And so are you.

So I just want to say,

Thanks.